Greetings and salutations, Karma Chickens, this is your fearless bard and random wanderer, Stray! For those that don't remember me, I met up with you guys in '06, when Affinity found me puttering aimlessly around the playa. She adopted me on the spot, named me Stray, and led me to the Karma Chicken Coop, where I was warmly accepted into all of your big, feathery arms. Hanging out with you crazy cats is one of my dearest memories, and I really wish I had made last years burn. But have no fear, because, as the old saw goes, you can't keep a good man down, and that goes double for Chicken Men!!! My ticket is purchased, my ride is set, my bag of tricks is steadily growing, my guitar skills are still terrible, and I am counting down the seconds until I get to live "The American Dream"! I'd love to chill with the chickens this year, so please inundate me with information on how to find you guys. I really, really, REALLY can't wait to see you all again, especially Mark, Affinity, Jill, Dr. Dave, SUPERDAN!!!, Julie, Caz, Mandy, and Tapan (especially you, Tapan, you super-freak), and all the people who got me sooo wasted I forgot them. I can't wait to hear all of your stories about all the fun I missed last year, and make new stories with you. See you on the playa!!!

Love,
Stray

P.S. Mark, forget that new profile I sent you a message from, I found the password to this one.

P.P.S Long Live Pepe!!!